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Your Annual Citizens Report for 2031

April 9, 2011

April 1, 2031

Dear Citizen Orwell and Family,

Once again it is time for the annual review of your lifestyle goals under the Societal Greater Good Program administered by the United States Department of Society, Peace and Prosperity.  Please remember that any changes to your societal requirements will take effect this coming January 1st.

Your standings will be reviewed in multiple categories for this annual report.

Department of Labor Employment:

After careful review by a government economics analyst it has been determined that your individual government imposed salaries of compensation were excessive this past year.  It will be necessary to reduce the excess income by 12% in the next fiscal payment year to improve the rates of compensation that the undervalued members of the workforce received this past year.  Take heart though as the new five-year economic plan envisions lower compensation reduction rates than have been implemented over the past ten years!

Department of Education:

An educational review has been completed to determine your child’s career choice eligibility.  While your child meets the assessment requirements for becoming a veterinarian, government career needs assessments have determined that your child will need to resubmit a career training request to the US Department of Education as the veterinarian career has been closed to further applicants.

Department of Citizens Health & Human Services:

You will be receiving your detailed individual and family health reviews from the DCHHS Office of Health Quality in the next several weeks.  However, at this time it must be noted that health guidelines were not met this past year.  Changes to your health benefits in the form of reduced authorized treatment options will be implemented until your new healthy living requirements have been met.  CMS analysts will monitor your electronic health records for compliance during this next fiscal year.  Remember it is YOUR responsibility to society to live within your health guidelines!

Also, in reviewing your radioactive exposure rates we find that the reported thyroid difficulties found in your health screening were only at levels deemed slightly above normal exposure limits for this past reporting period.  Taking into account the recent determinations that the recommended exposure rate levels have become too costly to provide medical assistance for, the EPA has increased the exposure limits in your zone and the Surgeon General has declined your claims for compensation or extra medical assistance due to your reported “disability.”

Department of Environmental Control:

The US Government also wishes to advise you and your family that requirements for further reductions in carbon emissions will require yet stronger restrictions this year to meet the clean environmental standards set by the United Nations.  It is estimated that personal vehicle mileage reductions of 18% will be required from your transportation authorization this fiscal year.  The government will set aside the associated costs from your fiscal year salary compensation package.

Further, the Department’s Office of Ecology Compliance has noted the following violations and fined amounts that will be collected from your annual taxation and social welfare contributions:

  • Department of Water Conservation – 17 violations of toilet sewage limits (850 Worldnote Credits)
  • Office of Tobacco Control – 12 violations for smoking within 100 feet of a registered non-smoker (1200 Worldnote Credits)
  • Division of Animal Health – 9 violations for failure to remove animal/pet wastes within 12 hours of discovery (190 Worldnote Credits)
  • Appliance Environmental Agency – Expired CO2 compliance certification for home refrigeration unit in excess of 90 days (2100 Worldnote Credits)

Lastly, we must remind you of the upcoming mandatory inspections and program attendance requirements.

The Department of Citizens Homeland Security has scheduled your annual inspection of Home Citizens Monitoring Systems for June 12, 2031.  You are responsible to insure proper maintenance and operations records are up to date.  Systems not meeting DCHS standards may result in mandatory attendance of citizen’s security equipment maintenance classes.

The Department of National Media will be airing a special presentation of the 753 new social laws in June 2031.  The broadcasts will occur on all channels hourly for the entire month.  In July 2031 the Social Law Compliance Authority will send out the required family tests for your family to complete and return by August 31, 2031.  Failure of the test or failure to return all tests by the deadline will result in scheduling of a family social engineering camp stay for a period to be determined by the National Social Courts.

On behalf of the US Department of Society, Peace and Prosperity I wish you a wonderful fiscal year!

Sincerely,

James A. Goodheart,
Society Greater Good Analyst

P.S.  Remember to exercise your freedoms and vote this election cycle.  Your list of government chosen candidates will be mailed to you soon by the US Elections Commission.

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10 Comments leave one →
  1. Judy Sabatini permalink
    April 9, 2011 10:40 am

    That is downright scary if that’s what our future is in store for us. Just hope I’m not around then if that’s how it’s going to be.

    • April 9, 2011 11:26 am

      It may, it isn’t as far fetched as we might imagine – or wish. You can count on the fact that if I am alive when it happens I’ll either be in some long-term reeducation camp or have my wanted poster flashed on the “See something, Say something” screens at Walmart!

  2. Judy Sabatini permalink
    April 9, 2011 11:44 am

    When you say reduction camp, are you referring to those FEMA camps? Well I figure in about 30 years from now I’ll be pushing 90, so, hopefully, I won’t have to worry too much, or either dead or so senile I won’t care. But, I think of our future generations & what they’ll be having to go through & I really fear for them. Lets just hope they’ll be able to change all that.

    • April 9, 2011 12:03 pm

      The “direction” this nation is and will continue to take is into decline. It is as inevitable as the fall of the Roman Empire. What was will not be forever.

      Nations come and go. We can only guess at the options as to what type of nation the future generations will have to call their own.

  3. April 9, 2011 11:48 am

    Another version of Gman’s post here: http://www.tnellen.com/cybereng/harrison.html

    Great short story …

    • April 9, 2011 12:00 pm

      Charlie, lol….you really need to look at the byline.

      Now as to the post – you must admit it is entertaining?

      • April 9, 2011 6:04 pm

        Very … and I don’t disagree things could get that bad. I think if left to extremes, one way (left) or the other (right), it will get that way … why there needs to be a compromise, but it can only come from those with the goods to compromise … you can’t leave people to die in the street (what BF wrote about at SUFA finally made sense to me — not his resaons for it, but the end result). We just have different opinons on how to avoid it.

        Kudos to Gman, though … this was very good.

  4. April 10, 2011 10:09 am

    It is a most scary and foreboding forecast, me thinks we may unfortunately already have reached or be within reach of the Orwell Society. Turn the tide, we will not relinquish our Freedoms……..thanks for the post, for me it makes me think and be thankful I can still Freely Vote.

    • gmanfortruth permalink*
      April 10, 2011 6:46 pm

      Glad you came back! There will be plenty of good articles coming. Maybe a Fukushima update, as alot of new info is out there. First and foremost, stock up on food for you and your family. I will have an article about the potential for a major food shortage very soon.

  5. April 12, 2011 12:20 pm

    Here’s to hoping that this scenario NEVER comes true.

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